I have conflicted feelings about the Olympics. On the one hand, I’m usually bored by sports. On the other hand, there is something kind of cool about watching someone run faster than anyone in recorded history, or otherwise break some world record.

Of course, when you realize that the person is over a year younger than you and has accomplished so much with their life, it does get kind of depressing. Our achievements don’t really look so great by comparison. So, thanks a lot, Usain Bolt. You win. AGAIN.