I dunno, I’ve never really found myself in the situation where I’ve come into a lot of internet knowledge of a person before I met them. I guess this is a problem these days?
Let’s solve the problem now: Can’t we all just agree that from now on, whenever we meet somebody new the first thing we do is openly admit if we’ve stalked them or not on the internet? That’ll probably make things less awkward.
Ted, as a member of the intelligence community, I feel obligated to say, <i>"You're doing it wrong."</i>