- Jan 2, 2012 — Sick Day Delusions
- Jan 4, 2012 — The Dating Game
- Jan 6, 2012 — All Work and All Play
- Jan 9, 2012 — An Exercise in Futility
- Jan 11, 2012 — Keeping Pace
- Jan 13, 2012 — The Blue Period
- Jan 16, 2012 — Frozen Yoga
- Jan 18, 2012 — SOPAthetic
- Jan 20, 2012 — Punny Games
- Jan 23, 2012 — Semi-Formal Dances With Wolves
- Jan 25, 2012 — Dinner Invitation
- Jan 27, 2012 — Hero Help
- Jan 30, 2012 — Take My Breath Away
- Feb 1, 2012 — Put a Cork in It
- Feb 3, 2012 — Days of Future Past, Part 5
- Feb 6, 2012 — Super Ball
- Feb 8, 2012 — A Partisan Dilemma
- Feb 10, 2012 — Recipe For Disaster
- Feb 13, 2012 — Valen-Ted's Day: Part Two - This Time It's Personal
- Feb 15, 2012 — Dollar Menu
- Feb 17, 2012 — Mayra's Greatest Hits
- Feb 20, 2012 — The Blind Leading the Blind
- Feb 22, 2012 — Follow Your Memes
- Feb 24, 2012 — Stuck In a Rut
- Feb 27, 2012 — High on Life
- Feb 29, 2012 — Ass Effect
- Mar 2, 2012 — Tragicomic Misunderstanding
- Mar 5, 2012 — Schemes and Dreams
- Mar 7, 2012 — The Road Less Traveled
- Mar 9, 2012 — Cross-Promotion Cross-Purposes
- Mar 12, 2012 — On The Road Again
- Mar 14, 2012 — Road Tripping
- Mar 16, 2012 — There and Back Again
- Mar 19, 2012 — An Adult Education
- Mar 21, 2012 — Hoping for the Best
- Mar 23, 2012 — The Trap of Comfort
- Mar 26, 2012 — Old Photo
- Mar 28, 2012 — Crazy Taxi
- Mar 30, 2012 — Just Like Old Times
- Apr 2, 2012 — Fools Rush In
- Apr 4, 2012 — Heart of Darkness
- Apr 6, 2012 — The Best Policy
- Apr 9, 2012 — Going Back to the Well (Within a Well Within a Well Within a Well)
- Apr 11, 2012 — Higher Education
- Apr 13, 2012 — Just Jossin' With You
- Apr 16, 2012 — Book of Love
- Apr 18, 2012 — Last Wishes
- Apr 20, 2012 — Projections
- Apr 23, 2012 — Get With The Program
- Apr 25, 2012 — ipADD
- Apr 27, 2012 — Livin' la Vida MoCCA
- Apr 30, 2012 — A Day (or Two) in the Life
- May 2, 2012 — The Cookie Monster
- May 4, 2012 — Earth's Mightiest (Pop Culture) Heroes
- May 6, 2012 — Earth's Mightiest HOLY CRAP THAT WAS AWESOME
- May 7, 2012 — Mo' Money, No Problems
- May 9, 2012 — Food for Thought
- May 11, 2012 — The Candy Man Can (Not Be Within a 20-Foot Radius of Places Where Children Gather)
- May 14, 2012 — Joy Vs. Proximity
- May 16, 2012 — Dream Job
- May 18, 2012 — Mostly Armless
- May 21, 2012 — Is it chili in here or is it just me?
- May 23, 2012 — Fitness Plan 9 (From Outer Space)
- May 25, 2012 — Diet of the Ghouls
- May 28, 2012 — Char-foiled
- May 30, 2012 — Text Bestaging
- Jun 1, 2012 — Deja Who?
- Jun 4, 2012 — Down with the Sickness
- Jun 6, 2012 — Weekend at Germie's
- Jun 8, 2012 — Also Bows and Helicopters
- Jun 11, 2012 — How to Succeed at Failing at Life
- Jun 13, 2012 — Soda Pop (Secret)
- Jun 15, 2012 — Feedback Loop
- Jun 18, 2012 — Super(natural) Market
- Jun 20, 2012 — Dating Waiting
- Jun 22, 2012 — Fry Guy
- Jun 25, 2012 — Life, In a Nutshell
- Jun 27, 2012 — Two Cars One Ted
- Jun 29, 2012 — Say It With Me Now
- Jul 2, 2012 — Pregnancy Scare
- Jul 4, 2012 — Celebrating the Fourth (arson charge against Ted)
- Jul 6, 2012 — Scare-ity
- Jul 9, 2012 — The Young Man and the Sea
- Jul 11, 2012 — Marooned
- Jul 13, 2012 — Squiddle Me This
- Jul 16, 2012 — Making Connect(icon)-tions
- Jul 18, 2012 — Hating Dating
- Jul 20, 2012 — Tension Rises
- Jul 23, 2012 — Open to Criticism
- Jul 25, 2012 — Dónde Está La Biblioteca?
- Jul 27, 2012 — Nobody Beats The Wizard of Oz
- Jul 30, 2012 — Stay Tuned to This Gas Station
- Aug 1, 2012 — Not Registering
- Aug 3, 2012 — Mall of Admerica
- Aug 6, 2012 — Curious, You See
- Aug 8, 2012 — Olympic Gold Rush
- Aug 10, 2012 — Cap Cha-cha-cha-cha
- Aug 13, 2012 — The (Dating) Profiler
- Aug 15, 2012 — An Ordinary Day
- Aug 17, 2012 — Comparing Notes
- Aug 20, 2012 — Crisis on Infinite Shirts
- Aug 22, 2012 — Tooth or Dare (?)
- Aug 24, 2012 — Hitting the Books
- Aug 27, 2012 — Comic of Thrones
- Aug 29, 2012 — Dear Old Dad
- Aug 31, 2012 — Vacation (All I Ever Wanted)
- Sep 3, 2012 — Letters from the (Beach)Front
- Sep 5, 2012 — Letters of Note
- Sep 7, 2012 — A Read Letter Day
- Sep 10, 2012 — Time Wasted
- Sep 13, 2012 — Partisan Rancor on Tumblr
- Sep 14, 2012 — For Whom the Bell Tolls
- Sep 17, 2012 — Number Munchers
- Sep 19, 2012 — Customer Service
- Sep 21, 2012 — Four's Company
- Sep 24, 2012 — The Pumpkin King
- Sep 26, 2012 — Call Me (Maybe?)
- Sep 28, 2012 — Lay of the Land
- Oct 1, 2012 — You've Already Won Me Over
- Oct 3, 2012 — Hyper Extension
- Oct 5, 2012 — BOO-siness Proposal
- Oct 8, 2012 — Video Games Made Me (Not) Do It!
- Oct 10, 2012 — Worst Bus Ride Since Desert Bus
- Oct 12, 2012 — Please Be Specific
- Oct 15, 2012 — A True Visionary
- Oct 17, 2012 — Getting The Last Word In
- Oct 19, 2012 — The Summer of Ted
- Oct 22, 2012 — Comic Timing
- Oct 24, 2012 — An Idea Man
- Oct 26, 2012 — King of the Pumpkin Patch
- Oct 29, 2012 — Hall(oween)ucinations
- Oct 31, 2012 — A Homecoming Halloween
- Nov 2, 2012 — Days of Future Past, Part 6
- Nov 5, 2012 — Sandy Candy is Dandy
- Nov 7, 2012 — Schrödinger's Vote
- Nov 9, 2012 — Movie Magic
- Nov 12, 2012 — Gas Guzzling
- Nov 14, 2012 — Two Guys, A Girl, and a Ryan Reynolds Reference
- Nov 16, 2012 — When You Wish Upon a Death Star
- Nov 19, 2012 — Gaming the System
- Nov 21, 2012 — Happy Tedsgiving!
- Nov 23, 2012 — Out Of Stock
- Nov 26, 2012 — Some Translation Necessary
- Nov 28, 2012 — The Grand Scheme of Things
- Nov 30, 2012 — There Can Be Only One
- Dec 3, 2012 — ...And Boys Meeting Worlds
- Dec 5, 2012 — What You Wish For
- Dec 7, 2012 — Train of Thought
- Dec 10, 2012 — Hair-Brained
- Dec 12, 2012 — Hair-(P)Raising
- Dec 14, 2012 — An Unexpected Journey (Through Time)
- Dec 17, 2012 — Band on the Run
- Dec 19, 2012 — All I Want for Christmas is You To Know What I Want
- Dec 21, 2012 — Prior Engagement
- Dec 24, 2012 — Gift of the Morons
- Dec 26, 2012 — On Pins and Needles
- Dec 28, 2012 — Next Year's Model
- Dec 31, 2012 — Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot? (Yes.)